Successful People Know the Power of Passion

Successful people know that passion is energy. It is what drives people to succeed. Without passion towards what you are doing, you do not have a why. When you do not have a why, the how is hard to find.This energy is contagious.

If you spend time with passionate people, it is bound to rub off on you. So if you have not yet found your passion, find people who have. You will soon see a change in your success. As you spend time with passionate, successful people, success skills will start to manifest in your live too.

Successful people understand that in order to achieve, they must love what they do. So find something that you love to do and you will be following your passion. Passion is the fastest way to massive success.

There is much heart and soul that goes into being successful in business. You need to ask yourself if these elements exist within you regarding the business you are choosing. Are the tasks involved in this business the kind of thing that you will find joy in completing? Will you be working with the type of people who inspire you? Is it a product that you believe in? Passion is essential to your success.

When you do what you love to do, you can go beyond success; you can make a real difference in people’s lives. With your passion, you can inspire others to find their dreams too.When you find your passion it will be like a mission. It is something that you know that you were meant to do. When you are following passion, the ups and downs of a business will not get in your way as your passion is stronger than the challenges of your business success or failure. This is one of the reasons you should follow your passion. It will guide you through the rough waters.

Bringing passion to the work place will assist you in making better decisions, you get more things done in less time. You will want to contribute so much more, that will in turn bring you back more. People will see your passion and they will believe in you and your products and services. You will be trusted and supported by your customers and associates.Once you have found your passion, you will want to cultivate it. When you start to turn up the heat on your passion, you are bringing more joy and with this you will accomplish success in business and more of your goals.Your passion can be fueled by helping others to achieve the success that they desire as well.

It has been said by the famous speaker, Zig Ziegler, "If you help enough people get what they want, you will get EVERYTHING you want". Your passion towards your business will also assist you in creating a great reputation, which will become invaluable in building a more successful operation.

Identify your passion and when you do take the steps to bring it into your life. With passion you can be the best at what you do, and through that you can achieve financial freedom. Once you become abundant, you will be able to assist the world in ways that will fulfill your purpose in life and bring to you all of the joy that life has, rich in successful achievement for all you do.

A Dollar and Some Ambition

I read this article from Jim Rohn and tempted to post it here, check it out:

Each of us has two distinct choices to make about what we will do with our lives. The first choice we can make is to be less than we have the capacity to be. To earn less. To have less. To read less and think less. To try less and discipline ourselves less. These are the choices that lead to an empty life. These are the choices that, once made, lead to a life of constant apprehension instead of a life of wondrous anticipation.

And the second choice? To do it all! To become all that we can possibly be. To read every book that we possibly can. To earn as much as we possibly can. To give and share as much as we possibly can. To strive and produce and accomplish as much as we possibly can. All of us have the choice. To do or not to do. To be or not to be. To be all or to be less or to be nothing at all.

Like the tree, it would be a worthy challenge for us all to stretch upward and outward to the full measure of our capabilities. Why not do all that we can, every moment that we can, the best that we can, for as long as we can?

Our ultimate life objective should be to create as much as our talent and ability and desire will permit. To settle for doing less than we could do is to fail in this worthiest of undertakings.

Results are the best measurement of human progress. Not conversation. Not explanation. Not justification. Results! And if our results are less than our potential suggests that they should be, then we must strive to become more today than we were the day before. The greatest rewards are always reserved for those who bring great value to themselves and the world around them as a result of who and what they have become.

How Vital to stay positive in life?

The question here is how vital we have to stay positive in life, and how many actually practicing it rather than talking about it. It not easy as it looks coz there are so many circumstances will pop out along the road and it is a "test" from the GOD to determine how positive, determine we are to achieve our dreams.

Transition period is never easy and i was in this period now. Six years as agent and then promoted to career agent, time for me to suck up the challenge and be a big man rather than always said one day i will become unit manager and will try to look for direct agents when i can look for it, i rather focus on personal sales! That the mentality i have for past 2 years and i suffered due to negligence, reluctant to move a step ahead and compete with the big boys.

Although it is never easy BUT gosh is there anything easy in life? even hit lottery we need some down to earth lady luck, right? Since February, i began to work hand in hand with my leader and groom myself to be new generation leader. 2 days ago, one of my newly recruited agent after working for a month and closing a number of sales decided to quit offically although i number of times ask him to quit or make up his mind sooner. The reason is because he was goin to sign up with another insurance company and i get to know about it and immediately i ask him to make up his mind, take it or leave as no part time is allowed is our culture.

Friday is his last day, and i got to stay positive, its never so easy to succeed in life, i know i have to work, work and continue work with passion and professionalism and time will come to check i can achieve my goals. I felt little sad and hurt, simply because the amount of time, energy, care, and the rapport i managed to build as i work closely with him and it ended this way. However on the other hand, it tells me that i better do a better job in selection process next time to avoid similar problem next time around.

Human does have emotion after all, but remember don't let it control our lives instead we have to control the emotions. Yes, we have sad and happy days, but in the end, we gonna have more good days than sad days. Stay positive and you can work something out, i always believe in myself with the support that i have in my families and my leader itself.

I got to work double hard from now on before i offically promoted to unit manager on 1st september 2008. I changed my lifestyle since i recruited my first agent, no more enjoy 1st lifestyle, i work more than 15 hours a day everyday except weekend where i need to spend time with family. Its exchausting but that life, no choice to succeed except hardwork. I will continue sacrifice until i reach another milestone in my career which is to become TOP UNIT MANAGER next year and once again to invite my beloved parents to share the proudest moment on stage with me next year.

We got to believe and look forward, focus, and action, time will pass along whether we do a great job or a lousy job. I'm sick right now sitting in front of my laptop but don't worry, i'm ok, just 2 tired after all. I will take care myself and have a well balanced lifestyle in life. Money can't buy health.

Together we achieve our dreams and make things happen rather than hope things do happen in our life. Opportunity does not come everyday and when it does come, don;t miss it, maximize it.

take care.

In life, we have....

To be so strong that nothing can disturb your peace of mind;

To talk health, happiness, and prosperity to every person you meet;

To make all your friends feel that there is something in them;

To look at the sunny side of everything and make your optimism come true;

To think only the best, to work only for the best, and to expect only the best;

To be just as enthusiastic about the success of others as you are about your own;

To forget the mistakes of the past and press on to the greater achievements of the future;

To wear a cheerful countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile;

To give so much time to the improvement of yourself that you have no time to criticize others; To be too large for worry, too noble for anger, too strong for fear; and too happy to permit the presence of trouble;

To think well of yourself and to proclaim this fact to the world, not in loud words, but in great deeds;

To live in the faith that the whole world is on your side so long as you are true to the best that is in you.

express yourself freely and within the law, life is beautiful, earn many and spend some, have balance in life, PASSION, POWER, COURAGE and most importantly ACTION for a better future...

BEST of luck...

Motivation is only state of mind

How many times have you attended a motivational seminar or read an inspiring book and for about two or three weeks you were pumped up on life? For a lot of people, a month after gaining their new insight and wisdom, the day-to-day routines demand their focus and thought power and their motivation tank slowly starts to lose gas. Waking up everyday and being full of motivation and drive requires the right mindset.

If we are able to feel pumped up on life for two weeks after coming out of a seminar, then there is no reason why we should not be able to feel that way the majority of the time. At motivational seminars and in the pages of great books, we are exposed to mantras and quotes that resonate within us and move our souls. We hear new ways of thinking that we agree with and concepts that open our eyes to unlimited possibilities. The reason our motivation tanks run low is because we are not continuously reminded of our new found concepts, mantras and belief systems.

Here is a superb way to have constant motivation in your life; put your newfound inspiration on the walls of your office and home. You can custom design eye appealing wall lettering that sticks to your walls and that fits with the décor of any room. By doing this, you will be surrounded by newly acquired mantras and beliefs that will slowly become part of you. The wisdom that you acquire from seminars and books will not get lost in the hustle of the work day but instead will be on your wall constantly reminding you of what you believe and what you can do.

One of the greatest byproducts of putting your acquired mantras and belief systems on the wall of your office or home is that your family, friends and co-workers will be consistently exposed to positive ideas as well. Imagine if you had kids in grade school that could be exposed to wisdom and knowledge of some of history’s greatest achievers on a consistent basis.

The Courage to Live Consciously

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature,nor do the children of men as a whole experience it.Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure.Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spiritsin the presence of fate is strength undefeatable.- Helen Keller

In our day-to-day lives, the virtue of courage doesn't receive much attention. Courage is a quality reserved for soldiers, firefighters, and activists. Security is what matters most today. Perhaps you were taught to avoid being too bold or too brave. It's too dangerous. Don't take unnecessary risks. Don't draw attention to yourself in public. Follow family traditions. Don't talk to strangers. Keep an eye out for suspicious people. Stay safe.

But a side effect of overemphasizing the importance of personal security in your life is that it can cause you to live reactively. Instead of setting your own goals, making plans to achieve them, and going after them with gusto, you play it safe. Keep working at the stable job, even though it doesn't fulfill you. Remain in the unsatisfying relationship, even though you feel dead inside compared to the passion you once had. Who are you to think that you can buck the system? Accept your lot in life, and make the best of it. Go with the flow, and don't rock the boat. Your only hope is that the currents of life will pull you in a favorable direction.

No doubt there exist real dangers in life you must avoid. But there's a huge gulf between recklessness and courage. I'm not referring to the heroic courage required to risk your life to save someone from a burning building. By courage I mean the ability to face down those imaginary fears and reclaim the far more powerful life that you've denied yourself. Fear of failure. Fear of rejection. Fear of going broke. Fear of being alone. Fear of humiliation. Fear of public speaking. Fear of being ostracized by family and friends. Fear of physical discomfort. Fear of regret. Fear of success.

How many of these fears are holding you back? How would you live if you had no fear at all? You'd still have your intelligence and common sense to safely navigate around any real dangers, but without feeling the emotion of fear, would you be more willing to take risks, especially when the worst case wouldn't actually hurt you at all? Would you speak up more often, talk to more strangers, ask for more sales, dive headlong into those ambitious projects you've been dreaming about? What if you even learned to enjoy the things you currently fear? What kind of difference would that make in your life?

Have you previously convinced yourself that you aren't really afraid of anything... that there are always good and logical reasons why you don't do certain things? It would be rude to introduce yourself to a stranger. You shouldn't attempt public speaking because you don't have anything to say. Asking for a raise would be improper because you're supposed to wait until the next formal review. They're just rationalizations though - think about how your life would change if you could confidently and courageously do these things with no fear at all.

Total Success is Determined by Your Thoughts, Beliefs and Actions

Many people say they want success, yet they are not willing to do what it takes to achieve their desired outcome. I am a believer in Total Success. Total Success requires more then a successful business and a great income. Total Success is about having a balanced life, giving back and enjoying what you do.

In order to achieve Total Success there are specific thoughts and beliefs you must have. There are also certain actions you must take.Success in anything goes beyond the obvious. Although you need a certain amount of skill and knowledge, your successes will come from the way you think, feel and act, coupled with intense emotion and a steadfast belief in "self."

To achieve Total Success you must set goals. Setting goals cannot be a hit and miss process. It has to be systematic, deliberate and the cornerstone of every other aspect of what you do in order to create a successful, abundant, happy, and balanced life. Goals are about gaining direction, clarity and vision.

My success is directly proportionate to my willingness to set goals, write down my goals, review my goals and stay committed to my goals.

When you focus on your goals by writing them down and reviewing them on a regular basis amazing events will begin to happen. You will be able to manifest what you want a lot quicker.
However, you must do more than write them down and read them. You have to be committed to the outcome. This means that if you want to get and stay healthy, you will have to make choices around what you eat and how often you exercise. It is the same with your finances. If you want to increase your wealth you must make specific choices on how you spend and invest your money.

With dedication and commitment you will be well on your way to Total Success.

Unstoppable Attitude

Attitude, as you have heard many times, is everything. That theory has been written in thousands of of books, spoken to millions of people, and driven deep into your mind. Why? It's true. Your attitude is your own personal filter for everything that happens to you, around you, or within you. What takes place in this world is not as important as how you view it. You cannot choose what will happen to you. You cannot guarantee success and happiness for yourself. These things are out of your control. You can, however, choose how you feel about these things, about how you respond to these situations. With a positive attitude, you will have the ability to be happier each and every day, make others around you happier, and live a good life. Below are seven tips that can help you keep your positive attitude going.

1. PUT THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE When you find yourself getting fed up and your mood is taking a turn for the worse, take a step back and put things into perspective. Is the stress and frustration really worth it? When you look at the bigger picture, don't they seem a bit insignificant? They should, because nine times out of ten the daily problems we face are not really that important when we take a look at life as a whole. You are alive, you have food, shelter, and freedom. These things are reason enough to smile when you wake in the morning.

2. HAVE SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO You are expecting something in the mail. Each day you run to the mail box, filled with excitement and anticipation. And then, finally, it comes! People love to look forward to things. Some say that anticipation of something happening is better than when it actually happens. We all have special events that are coming up. Holidays, birthdays, vacations, weekends, etc. Keeping these in mind will give you something to stay excited about.

3. HELP OTHERS There is no better way to forget about your worries than to help someone else with theirs. When you take the focus off of yourself, and give your attention to helping people, your attitude will change dramatically. This tip not only includes helping friends and family, but also volunteering to help those in need whom you may not know. When you give of yourself, you'll receive tenfold in return.

4. TAKE A BREAK There are times when the only solution is to get away from it all. If you know that you are in a negative mood, or have been in low spirits for some time, take a break. It could be just what you need. Taking a break can vary from a short trip in your car, to a vacation in the Bahamas. A walk around the block, or a leisurely drive around the neighborhood can also work wonders for your mood and attitude.

5. TALK WITH A POSITIVE FRIEND Talking things out can help you see the good in a bad situation. Call a friend and tell them about your problem, or just chat about any topic that comes to you. This is a very therapeutic and effective cure to a rough day.

6. LIFE IS SHORT One thing to always remember is that life is short. The worst thing would be to look back on your days wishing you could have been happier. Now is the time to take a good look at your attitude and make the necessary improvements. Days, weeks, months, and years have a way of rushing by. Don't let them pass while you are in a negative mood about life. A positive attitude is worth the work, effort, and change that it takes to create it. Look back with no regrets, only happy memories.

7. PEOPLE HAVE DONE MORE WITH LESS A common cause for a poor attitude is the feeling that you are in a situation that is just too hard to deal with. Perhaps you don't have the job you want, or you may have a boss that drives you crazy. It may even be more serious than that. You may be too young, too old, too tired, too unlucky, etc... People have done more with less. Many people from all over the world have overcome obstacles, solved problems, and maintained a positive attitude through the most trying of times. If they can do it, so can you. The power of a positive attitude is always within your reach. You simply have to extend your hand and grab it. Use the tips above to gain a great attitude, and to make your life happier, healthier, and wealthier.

Sinking of Egos among UMNO

I read this article from Lit Kit Siang blog and would like to publish here:

One least noted but most consequential impact of this last election is that those rabidly racist UMNO ultras have been effectively defanged. Malaysians can now be assured that the next UMNO General Assembly will not see the likes of Hishammuddin Hussein or Khairy Jamaluddin putting on their race-taunting, kris-wielding stunts.

These hitherto UMNO young bulls have been, as we say here on the ranch, “cut off.” Yes, castrated! They are now reduced to sterile steers destined for the slaughterhouse; they are not worthy to propagate the herd.

Khairy Jamaluddin in particular had a near-death political experience in Rembau, his father’s village and a previously safe UMNO constituency. Unknown PKR’s candidate Badrul Hisham Shaharin, or Chegu Bard, a product of the local kampong school and the nearby Raja Melewar Teachers’ College, proved a formidable opponent for Khairy, the self-puffed ego and product of Oxford University via Singapore’s World United College.

Khairy is smart enough to realize that had it not been for the timely “rescue” in the form of postal votes, together with the earlier last minute cancellation by the Elections Commission on the use of indelible ink that would have prevented fraudulent voting, Chegu Bard would have easily humbled Khairy. How else to explain an initial hundred-vote victory for Chegu Bard would turn out to be a massive 5,000-vote victory for Khairy on “recount”?

As I wrote elsewhere, even UMNO morons are teachable. That is not a surprise, for the ability to learn is an attribute of all living things. The only variable is the slope of the learning curve and of course the timing.

UMNO operatives may have learned their lesson with this election, but it is already too late. The implosion of UMNO has begun.

That said though, there are still some slow learners within UMNO; the lesson has yet to sink into Abdullah Badawi, for example. He still thinks he had a thunderous victory and vows to carry on with business as usual. Unfortunately his ministers and UMNO Supreme Council members are all lembik. To them, their naked emperor is still immaculately attired in fine embroidery. There is no jantan left in UMNO to disabuse Abdullah of his delusion. That is, until now.

The True Political Face

As the world gets more competitive, how often when you are performing well, you have some status or position in a company or in the country or within family members when they will get close and be nice to you. On the other hand, when we are poor and noboby or no name in this society, when you get close to them, they will find excuses to get far away. I'm sure most of us have or heard about this "true political people" right!

In chinese said "phat gap ngan", some people are very "political" i mentioned this topic is because when i read news from malaysiakini, Tony Pua, MP of Petaling Jaya Utara encounter this situation. So many weird calls according to him when those people on the telephone seldom talk to him or never met him before, to look for jobs and other business opportunities. “Basically, I get calls from people who want to secure office in the local council. Some from the other side of the (political) fence have called and ask ‘Are there vacancies, are you helping in the selection of councillors, can I give my resume to you?’

Is it the standard of living is too high that some of the people could not handle it anymore? To certain extent, hardwork alone does not pay off as the cost of living getting higher and higher. Bills, utilities are lagging few months behind.

Thus, in today's world, we need to work very hard and also work smart. As we look at Tony Pua's recent situation, people try to work smart here and hopefully land them a new job and also an opportunity for them to pursue further on their career. It is wrong?

Personally, i don't think this "political" practice is completely wrong, imagine, if you go to the JPJ this morning and you go straight to the receptionist to get your waiting number and you found out, you have to wait for another 100 customers before you. Yet, you are rushing to fetch you son in an hour time. With the current number been call, you know at least you have to wait for 2 hours before you will be serve. What should you do? Wait for 2 hours and make your son wait at the school, or you take a look at people around you inside the building to "peep" on their queue number, then approach them and ask politely IF they can do you a favor? If they said NO, what do you lose? IF yes, it saves you time and you will be on time to fetch your son! I personally done this very oftenly and some people who noticed it will put anger face towards me, again it is wrong or unfair to other person who really wait until their number been call?

Unfair yes, but again back in reality, if you do no "harm" towards other people, it is consider a smart practice, some agree and yet some disagree, but both parties have their ideas and thought behind it. This the world and time moves extremely fast and can't turn back. Even money can't buy back the time, thus, we have to be smart in certain situation and save time to complete our daily tasks.

This happens quite frequently throughout the world, and nothing new or special about it, it is about how we handle this "political" people. Smile, shake hand, and will give you a call when neccesary. Don't criticise or make them look bad, at the end of the day, we don't want to create enemy within.

Work hard and also work smart in search of excellence in life.

take care.

Welcome our Multi-Language MB Perak

Mohammad Nizar Jamaluddin was sworn in as Perak Menteri Besar at the royal town of Kuala Kangsar this morning.The ceremony, which took place at 11.40am, was headed by the Perak Regent Raja Dr Nazrin Shah at the Iskandariah Palace.Mohammad Nizar, who received his appointment letter before the swearing-in ceremony, is Perak's 10th MB.

Mohammad Nizar’s first measure after assuming the menteri besar post was to announce that all compound notices and parking summonses issued up to today by all local councils in Perak would be waived.

What a great piece of news to me, coz i got few MBI summones. Although it was disagreed by certain parties, to me it was like "new menteri besar gives out candies to rakyat".

The swearing in of Mohammad Nizar today follows days on uncertainty and internal dispures within the PAS-DAP-PKR coalition on the composition as well as the menteri besar candidate for the state government.Finally the parties agreed to Mohammad Nizar’s appointment as the menteri besar as well as to have six DAP, three PKR and one PAS state representatives to form the 10-person Perak state executive council.

Most people in Perak was stunned as Chinese newspaper Sin Chew daily has reported on its frontpage today that Nizar had unexpectedly turned up at a forum in Ipoh yesterday and drew applause from the mostly 3,000-strong Chinese crowd.

He stunned the crowd by speaking in Mandarin, Hokkien, Cantonese, Tamil, English and Malay at Sin Chew's 'What's Next' political forum.

Nizar's speak multi language as i believe he learn from his mother who is chinese. Keep up the good work coz the rakyat will monitor closely on the performance and to prove that we did not pick the wrong barisan recently at the general election.

PKR invites Umno for talks on NEP

PKR has invited Penang Umno to thrash out their concerns over the New Economic Policy (NEP) in a dialogue session, Penang PKR chief Datuk Zahrain Mohamed Hashim said. He said this was a better option than holding street protests, which only confused the public.

He said the DAP-led Penang government's “so called cancellation of the NEP” was completely redundant because it no longer existed and it was equally disappointing that Penang Umno was still harping on a non-existent policy.

It was a good idea by PKR. Hold street protests never gonna work especially in Malaysia. Take a look at Tibet who demonstrate never ending protests but it won't stop China from host the upcoming Olympics. Sit down if you want and voice out your dissatisfaction, ideas and any suggestion to improve on the current NEP.

PKR de facto leader Anwar Ibrahim time to show your leardership and overcome this problem in a professional way and show the UMNO guys, Barisan Rakyat is no mean weak government. So to in Perak, various groups especially from BN components said that the upcoming state government was a weak one and Chan Kam, former Pasir Pinji assemblymen said foreign investors will stay out from Perak because the state government was weak.

Hey, Mr Chan, the government still not yet formed of course weak. If you are so strong, why dumped out by rakyat and replace by Su Keong Seong?

PAS: Federal Govt Next

PAS is now confident that it can soon set up an Islamic form of government at the federal level, which it claims is gaining more acceptance, especially with non-Muslims, following the good showing of the Opposition coalition in last weekend’s elections.

Datuk Husam Musa said “We are now genuinely hopeful of ruling the country soon. We now only need over 30 parliamentary seats to seize control,” Husam said at a thanksgiving rally, which was held at the compound of the Stadium Sultan Muhammad Ke IV before a mammoth crowd on Friday night.

Husam said the Opposition must build on the breakthrough by making the five states under its rule as exemplary states compared to others.

“Previously, Selangor folk looked down on Kelantan as a poor state. Now, we rule their state. Their mosques will be open to allow us to showcase the real situation in Kelantan to them,” he added.

It doesn't suprise me with the confidence of PAS after witness the political tsunami after our country celebrate its 50th independent birthday. As mentioned, the 5 states captured by Barisan Rakyat will showcase their talent to run the government in the next 5 years. If it is prove successful and the rakyat feel happy with that, it doesn't suprise me IF Barisan Rakyat will form the federal government, another history in the making. Get down to work and work hard to have any chance the run the federal government because BN also will work to win back the rakyat heart. Keangkuhan pemimpin BN harus dimusnahkan, eat your humble pie.

Perak on the brink to form new state govt

Sight of relief from Ipoh folks as DAP-PKR-PAS allies able to sort themselves out and will form the new state government soon. PAS Muhammad Nizar will once again sworn in as New Menteri Besar, DAP Ngeh Koo Ham will be the Deputy Menteri Besar and one last question in the new state government will there be a Second Deputy Menteri Besar? Under the state coalition, there be only 1 Deputy Menteri Besar and the Regent of Perak already voice this matter out the DAP-PKR-PAS allies before went to Damansara to welcome the newborn Royal Baby together with his father Sultan Azlan Shah.

Another roadblock when Regent of Perak back to Ipoh? In my opinion yes because PKR will not want to lose out the DMB post and Ngeh Koo Ham will not give his Deputy post to anyone after losing out to PAS's Nizar in the race to become Menteri Besar.

Barisan Rakyat seem take some time to sort themselves out because themselves not expected to form the state government before the election and their goal was only to dny BN 2/3 majority in Perak. But the rakyat have another idea and most the political people competing was shocked to notice rakyat in Perak want changes and chose Baraisan Rakyat to lead them in the next 5 years.

Rakyat in Ipoh seem to cool down little bit but still a "hot topic" among them. Rakyat also notice not only Perak with the same problem on the choice of Menteri Besar but state managed by BN such as Perlis and also Terengganu also facing the same problem. Must be some hidden agenda going on, lets wait and see especially in Perlis. Why Raja Perlis refuse the appointment of Shahidan who claim receive endorsement from PM instead appoint Datuk DR MD ISA SABU.

Now both claim to be MB but the Raja Perlis may edge out in this appointment, that mean Datuk DR MD ISA SABU will be the new Menteri Besar Perlis. Same applied to Terengganu. Folks let sit down and watch movies together on how BN sort out this issues.

Umno holds one-hour protest at Komtar

Some 1,000 Umno members and supporters staged a one-hour protest outside the Penang state government office in Komtar this afternoon over the New Economic Policy controversy.

Penang CM's Lim Guan Eng know he got to be big man and yesterday UMNO protests in front of his office at Komtar Penang. Police have to be there and dissolve the protestors and will take neccesary action against them.

Malaysia is a multicultural country live in harmony in "foreigners" mind. The dissolve of NEP was a positive one in my opinion. As the world change rapidly and leave the loosers behind. Have we encounter, the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, the NEP which allows Malays to have certain priority is good but may caused harm in the long run if the rely on it too much. After all, we have to work very hard to gain knowledge, skills and so much more to make us more competitive and adapt to the changes. The abolished of NEP doesn't mean we ignore the Malays.

I read on the newspaper that day Pak Lah want to meet Lim Guan Eng on his plan for Malays and Indian in Penang. Now Pak Lah, what is your plan for Indian and Chinese in Malaysia after MCA and MIC dumped out by the rakyat recently?

Time to prove the government can work effectively and effieciently once again without corruption and transparently. Hopefully Barisan Rakyat will be the role model and what it takes to run the state government effectively and show to them, "we can talk, and we walk the talk"

New Perak MB saga continue

PAS's Nizar sworn in as new Perak MB suffered another setback according to local TV news at 5pm. All PKR-PAS-DAP state assemblymen gives the ceremony a miss although LKS publicly apologize and will attend the ceremony at Istana Kuala Kangsar.

What suprise is, even PAS member also did not attend the ceremony where Nizar angkat sumpah in front of Sultan Azlan Shah. WOW, what's on earth happening? Perak's people really in dilemma on the situation and rakyat in Ipoh felt bad that he or she make a wrong decision. This topic is very "hot" in Ipoh, wherever we go, we will listen people sharing "ideas" on this issue.

Now, what most embarassing is that, all state assemblymen gatthered at the front of Istana Kinta at Jalan Gopeng to meet Raja Muda to further discuss the matter. It caused chaotic traffic jam along the road and virtually traffic police have to be there to direct the traffic and also to control the state assemblymen.

Why this has to be happened especially when LKS is one of the most experienced politicians in Perak seem lack of leadership control. Now, what mentioned by Barisan Nasional seem to make sense, "apa-apa pun bangkang, sekarang run state government, tengoklah macam mana dia orang handle", Barisan Rakyat seem lost direction and rakyat confidence and patience runs thin.

DAP must know what is the impact if not performing in the next 5 yrs, not only rakyat decide who they gonna vote on next election but for the next 50 years, no chance for them if this happen again.

This is only my perception and not intend to hurt anyone party involve.

PAS' Nizar is new Perak MB

Pasir Panjang state assemblyperson and Perak PAS secretary Mohamad Nizar Jamaludin was today confirmed as the new menteri besar of the state.

The anxious wait among people in Perak finally over and as expected by most Ipoh's residents, PAS will get the nod among the 3 potential MB. Whoever it is, as MB, he doens't represent any party but to fulfill his roles and responsibilities, and serve the rakyat, the main concern of rakyat.

However, i also read a piece of news of malaysiakini that DAP was shocked with the appointment and boycott tomorrow sworn in ceremony of our new MB at Kuala kangsar. I do agree with my dad comment at "cakap tak serupa bikin", Oh Shit!, what on earth is happening, after 4 days of general election, cracks started, how effective will be this new government, only time will tell.

I was dismayed with DAP decision to boycott the ceremony, Come On, learn from Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon, one of the most sporting and gentlemen politician i ever see. Rakyat Ipoh do feel shame and to some extent regret oh their decisions.

Judge yourself Mr Lim Kit Siang, you are still Ipoh Timur MP, not only concern about Guan Eng's CM in Penang. Why shocked? communication breakdown? piece of shit!!

Guess who is Perak next MB?

Rumours after rumours on who will be our next Perak MB? There was 3 potential candidates each from 1 party namely DAP, PKR and PAS. The front runners of course will be candidates from PKR and PAS since the condition to become Perak Menteri Besar must be Malay and also possess Muslim religion. However, only Sultan of Perak can change the "terms and conditions".

In my personal opinions, the Sultan will not change the rules since it not only affected Muslims in Perak but also from all over the country. No matter who will be sworn in as MB, the most important things, get the committee work together and serve the rakyat. In ipoh, the politics become one the most talk about topics and i not miss a chance to close some cases by building rapport with new customers thru chatting this "topics" with them. Most of them have their ideas and thoughts and people loves to "share" their thoughts and i took the chance to become one of their listener.

In every way, we got to look positive and I'm sure the recent rakyat choose what type of government they want expecially in Perak, they want to see changes. Perak' economy was stagnant under the leadership of former MB and i can see some rakyat suffer from the rising cost of living. I'm sure this will be one and only few opportunities for Opposition Party namely PAS< PKR and DAP to show rakyat their capability in running the state government effectively and efficiently. Meanwhile, as read from newspaper, MCA and Barisan will continue to serve rakyat and hopefully regain rakyat confidence towards them and vote for them again in the next general election. Good for Perak!

DAP-don't dissapointed us ok, this is one golden opportunity for you to shine. Failure, will reflect on the next election when once again rakyat go out and vote.

Harapan Baru Untuk Semua

As a first time voter, it was an exciting experience day for me to vote and be a responsible citizen. Over the past 2 weeks since the Prime Minister announced the 12th general election fall on March 8, ceramah after ceramah held all over ipoh areas. Seldom seen "candidates" also arrived all over contested areas. I met several of them but their arrival doesn't mean anything apart from a mere hand shake.

As mentioned in newspaper on the strong wind blowing towards the Opposition parties, i able to experience it myself particularly on DAP ceramah. The people turnout for the ceramah was unbelievable and i never witness such big audience in the last few elections. It said something don't you - MCA even begged for mercy and vote wisely and emotionally. I told my dad that one last ceramah will be held at Kampar Road, Ipoh and the turnout again was overwhelming. I saw some of the pictures snap by my dad at his blog "Cakap Tak Serupa Bikin", people was all over the place to get a glimpse of DAP's celebrity particularly Fong Poh Kuan and Lim Kit Siang.

Well, the election is over, and Ipoh one of the 5 states fell to Opposition and at least for time being, it will be a brand new state government in Ipoh and Harapan Baru untuk Semua.

This morning, when i get up and fetch my wife to have breakfast together, road to Bangunan Perak Darul Ridzuan was closed and i heard that DAP already arrived to take over the placed. WOW! DAP rules in Ipoh not MCA or BN anymore. This is the message from the Ipoh folks who sick and tired of promise after promise but the economy still weak and slow compare to other states.

I felt tired now after spending whole nite following the updates of the election and also phones keep on ringing, feel like i'm of the candidates, i received calls after calls of the updates and unconfirmed results but as expected especially time is off for Mr Samy Vellu, no more "Woh Foong", then news came in on Tan Sri Dr Koh Tsu Koon and i watch the short media session, i was impressed with his professionalism and take the defeat and hope DAP carry the good work done by Gerakan over the past 40 years. Out Tan Sri, came in Mr LIm Guan Eng who promised no one race will be left out- what a positive message but what will happen in future, remain question.

As for Barisan who won by a simple majority, a shocking result describe by some analysts, the road not so smooth anymore from now on, the road to recovery is very long and will become underdog or "opposition" for 5 states in the 13th general election. The meesage was clear and loud from the rakyat that we want changed. Hope party involved will do critical analysis and come out with the conclusion and also what has be done to win over the rakyat from today onwards

Hurray DAP!!! btw who will become Menteri Besar Perak? Hopefully, Mr handsome; Mr Wong Kah Woh from DUN Canning.

Before and After marriage

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even as kin g?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kin d of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage....

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Success is Getting What you Want

What is success? In my opinion, success is whatever you want it to be. Getting and achieving anything that you want is success. Getting what you want is success, no matter what it is.
If you are after something, anything, and you get it, that's success. It could be to catch a train or bus, to arrive early for an interview, or even find the location where the interview was being held. Success could be chairing a difficult meeting well and effectively. It could be preparing a difficult meal for the first time.

Success is whatever you want it to be.

It doesn't have to be a big white yacht with massive sails, a fire-red Ferrari, a luxury cruise around the world or a seven bedroom mansion at the beach.

Success can be to save enough money to go on a summer holiday abroad, perhaps to buy yourself and your children a mountain bicycle, or maybe to see your child participate in a school play, to clench a contract or make a big sale at work, or even to meet your budget or target.
Nobody dictates what your success is but you.

Someone I knew interpreted success, as someone who can communicate effectively and with great confidence, when doing a presentation to his regional managers. He saw himself successful when he produced awesome presentations. That was success for him.

On the other hand, another person I worked with years ago always put herself down. In Spanish class, she would have her head down and avoid being chosen to volunteer for a class activity by the teacher. When picked, she would quietly and shyly play her part.

I once sat with her during a short break and openly asked why she kept putting herself down. She said that's what she'd done all her life. She felt a failure and never succeeded in anything.
I said, anything? She said, anything!

She claimed she did not succeed in a single thing in her life. I found that impossible to believe. She's a married lady with a happy husband, children and grandchildren, to say the least. So how can she not have had any successes in her life?

Again, it's how we see success and how we measure success. Her vision of success was a huge amount of money in the bank, long holidays three times a year, vacation properties, designer clothes and more.

That's her vision of success.

And because she has not achieved that, she felt a failure, and she had led herself to believe that she had not been successful in anything in her entire life. This lady had wiped out of her mind all of her life's successes because she had not achieved the luxurious lifestyle that she wanted.

Granted, she can still persevere and strive for the luxury things she desires. But she must also remember the successes she achieved in her life, so she may gain the confidence and strength from those previous successes to elevate her confidence and courage. This will dramatically increase her momentum to pursue her luxury dream: her ultimate success.

What is success to one person may be totally different than the other person, not simply by what it is, but also how by big or small it is. The person I mentioned earlier considered success as giving a great presentation, whereas the lady saw success as living a luxury lifestyle.

Whatever success to you it may be, you have the capability to achieve it. You can achieve that success that you want.

Success is within you.

Success in life is becoming what you want to be, to have what you want to have, and to do what you want to do. Believe that and let confidence take the lead role in getting you what it is that you want to have, become and do.

Practise the game of success by reminiscing over your past successes, no matter how large or small. Success is success which breeds success.

Feel proud, feel great! Feel successful.

I don't English lah

There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and they lived in Honolulu ...The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.One day, she went to the butcher's and wanted to buy a leg of mutton She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.The butcher got the message and the lady went home with mutton legs.The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...

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What were you thinking Dear ? ?

Her husband speaks English la.

Oh Behave !!!

malaysian humour

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:

Maggi Mee.

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:

Traffic Jam.

NATIONAL CONDOM:

None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms.
So they rush into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:

Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:

Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start
swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN):

Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):

Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:

Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, period, haven't removed make-up, haven't had a shower, no water supply, going to watch 'Desperate Housewives', depressed, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:

None. Malaysian men never refuse sex. (oh ya??)

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:

Panadol. The 'cure for all'. If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:
Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

The sight of a police roadblock.

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:

Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:

Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thought, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say 'Pew Jeot'. When I was in school, Milo was always 'MeeLo', now that I'm sophisticated, I say 'My Lo'. So don't be embarassed saying 'Carry 4' when the ! Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as 'rangootan'.

NATIONAL ROADSIDE DISTRACTION:

The Bra-less Tourist. See how heads turn and traffic slows down when a bra-less Mat Salleh backpacker goes 'bouncing' about on the streets. haha...

I like all these facts but we are all so shy to admit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-)

saturday laughter

A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date, her mother warned her... "1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name" Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"

A white couple had a black baby... The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby. Husband: Why the baby black? Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?' Husband: "Nothing. Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour? Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white? Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!"

hapiness in life

Most of us want to be happy in life. That is our main goal: to be happy. But how many of us actually achieve happiness? Can you admit to feeling happy every day? Or are you still silently wishing you could erase your life and start over?

People aren't taught to be happy. We aren't raised that way. Parents raise you to be responsible, to get a job, and to take care of yourself, but does that include happiness? Who role models happiness for us?

People do the best they can. Unfortunately, it is very difficult to know whether people are truly happy or putting on a good show. You cannot look at someone's exterior and know what's going on inside. Are they living true to themselves, or are they living a lie of some sort? Have you ever heard of someone going bankrupt, being laid off, or getting divorced or even arrested and you were totally surprised? You thought everything was fine. The fact is that you never know what is truly going on.

Many people appear to have money. They have the right clothes, drive the right car, have all of the right "stuff" but in reality they have no money. They are broke. In debt. They may make a great living but they live way beyond their means and have not learned to be financially independent. Everything they do is for appearances: they appear to be rich when in fact, they live in a hole.

Do you focus your life on making impressions or "looking good"? Happiness is an inside job. You cannot buy enough stuff to make you happy. There will always be a longing for something more.
We get in the way to our own happiness in many ways. In my book, The Journey Called YOU: A Roadmap to Self-Discovery and Acceptance, there are at least thirty obstacles presented that describe ways in which we falter and there are tips for moving beyond them. If you can identify how you get in your own way, you can learn to stop giving yourself a hard time and go get some happiness for yourself. Here are the top seven things that people do to impede their happiness and success:

1) You don't know what happiness is. It seems to be elusive. Whenever you think, "if I only had X, then I'd be happy" and you finally get it, the happiness you feel is fleeting if it comes at all. And joy, what's that? Life is supposed to be hard and you're so busy that there's no room for joy.

2) Somehow you have accepted your place last on the list of importance in you life. You seem to matter less than everyone else. You spend your time attempting to make everyone else happy and have never considered your own happiness.

3) You cannot say "no" to any request. You don't know how to stand up for yourself and you hate the idea of confrontation. You cannot stand to not be liked so you go out of your way for people to like you. You are a good girl or boy and do as you are told. This isn't always happy, you don't feel like people really respect you, but it's a huge boost for your self-esteem when you can do something for someone else, even if you don't have the time and would rather be doing something else.

4) You avoid things that need to be said or done. Either you deny the unhappiness in your life or you know it's there but refuse to address it. There is an elephant in the living room and you just keep walking around it hoping no one notices. If you think it's easier to live blind to what is, know that there is a great cost to you. You pay a high price for living in denial with lost sleep, high stress, and unhappiness, as well as lost opportunities where you could be spending time doing things that bring you joy. The time of your life is slipping by and it takes so much effort to ignore the elephant. It's draining your life force.

5) Someone else is to blame for your unhappiness. It's not your fault. It was your parents, or the economy, or your boss. You refuse to accept responsibility for your life and, in so doing, you give your power to some entity outside yourself to control how you feel inside. Being a victim keeps you powerless.

6) You're too busy to stop and consider if you are enjoying yourself. If you stay busy, you don't need to think about how unhappy you are or how quickly the time of your life is passing you by. You enjoy the rat race and so, you just keep running.

7) You are afraid: afraid of success, afraid of what others think, afraid of your own greatness, afraid of the power you have to create your own happiness, afraid to feel that good! You are afraid of the unknown. You know how to manage the chaos and struggle; it is so familiar to you after all. Happiness, abundance, and effortlessness are new to you and that's scary.

Do any of these sound familiar to you? There are, of course, many other barriers to success and happiness. If you are not comfortable with feeling good, then you will avoid it. Unless you are consciously seeking a new experience, as a creature of habit, you will automatically do things the way you've always done them and you will want to feel the way that is most familiar and known to you, even if it doesn't feel good.

Give yourself permission to be happy and to feel good, to be successful or wealthy. That is the first step to change. Give yourself permission to go after what feels good for you. Take a life inventory and assess where you are right now and where, perhaps you are not so happy. Be rigorously honest with yourself because awareness is the power you need to make a difference. Happiness is created by eliminating the things that get in the way as much as it is by doing what you love. And often what needs to be eliminated is the mind muck, or the junk that goes on in our heads. Happiness is really an inside job. Happiness comes with an untroubled inner world. Learn to align your mind and success will come easier and will be sustainable.

succeed in life

When you know that you are in a negative cycle or you are tired of being out of luck and want a positive change than thinking positively is essential. Today it has become an art to ward off old habits of dwelling on past miseries and looking for people to commiserate with. It has become an effort for some to change their mental patterns but given examples set by others and their claims of success, thinking positively is important. The way to do that is to think of the need to break out of old habits, as soon as you see that arguments lead nowhere and make you feel uneasy switch to another mental attitude. Start to say that everything is going to be right for you and put yourself in the moment. Then your life should take a positive turn. Like a string of pearls one positive event will follow the next when having a positive approach instead of anticipating negative results.

But some people will ask how they avoid a loss in the family or a tragic event. Life is filled with obstacles and sad downturns of events, so I think the best thing is to see these as challenges that need to be recognized and then the person should move on. It is too easy to return back to a path of remorse and regret that will obscure your view from positive change. It is understandable that with a loss of life people go through there should be a period of mourning but then there should be closure on that and family should move on.

Thinking negatively of a possible outcome will attract negative vibes and the possibility of success will likely diminish. It seems as though many think of this as irrelevant spiritual futurism but something can be said for those who have succeeded in life and have referred to the need of changing one's mental attitude towards life. We are then free to determine the events that will surround us. If I think of someone that is going to disturb me, I will likely find myself in situations where I will be disturbed. But if I say that I don't want this type of life or if I ask myself what I can do to get out of this mode, then I stand a better chance of knowing how to keep myself from getting annoyed. Countering negativism will reward the person with positive thoughts that will initiate a chain of positive events.

Think of ways to get into positive mode and stay there. If you are an actor, then put yourself into the role. Say to yourself that you have already gotten the part and then work yourself through with thoughts of what you would do. Then of course, since you have given yourself a reason to be there, the thoughts will put you in that situation. It would be like connecting two ends of that string of pearls I mentioned earlier and getting a necklace. This sounds very much like what spokesmen have said about the secret of obtaining success and I cannot guarantee that the person will obtain that, but he will stand a better chance of getting there.

DO NO'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting hard already!

(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !

(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?"...

(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women becauseevery-night men get freshmilk & 2 big papayaswomen only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!

(5) ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? ""Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"

(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What doyou want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

What Is the Only True Success?

Tell me...

How are you living your life?

Are you living it your family's way, your society's way, your friends' way - or your OWN way?

Are you living an inherited life that has no taste or meaning for you? Are you living how other people expect you to? Are you giving other people full control of your life and your destiny?

Do you try to please everyone except yourself?

All of us have been told at one point or another that our elders know more than we do and that we should follow their advice.

Are you following the advice of people who don't know you and who don't know what your dreams are?

I know I am asking too many questions, so let me be frank and share with you the message I want to drive home:

"There is only one success - the ability to live your life in your own way." - Christopher Morley, American writer and editor

That is the ONE true success!

Read that quote again.

Your ability to live your life from the inside out is the only true success. Success comes in all shapes and sizes, and is highly dependent on each individual's personal definition of what success means to him.

But in the end, everything converges on this tipping point: any form of success MUST reflect your own way of living your life.

You were born for a purpose - a unique purpose. And the best way to live your life is to fully express that purpose.

The ultimate victory in life is to win the battle over the external forces that push you to live your life like everyone else, to follow the herd like a sheep, and to deprive yourself of your right to live life in your own way.

There is only one way to unleash your inner giant, and that is by being determined to live your life by your own rules, and making the commitment to find your true purpose and turn it into a living reality.

When you do that, you will reach your maximum personal power and will experience an overwhelming sense of meaning and satisfaction.

Only then can you craft a legacy that will ensure that you live on in the hearts and minds of others for years to come.

"There is only one success - the ability to live your life in your own way."

Search for what makes you feel ALIVE, not for what makes you a living!

Life is a gift from God, and you must make the best use of it.

What one action can you take to start living life in your own way - TODAY?

Remember - that is the only true success!

Affair stories to spice up your weekend

The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' 'You lying !You've been playing golf!'

The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied, 'Not this time!'

The 3rd Affair: A mortician was wor kin g late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. 'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead?!?!'

The 4th Affair: A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue.' she replied. 'The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too.' No more was said, not even when they went to bed.Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. 'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing'

The 5th Affair: A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man thought. He glanced at the menu and asked, 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?' 'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' The bartender replied, 'Upstairs, with my wife.'The man asked, 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?' The bartender replied, 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.'

The 6th Affair: Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.He looked up and said weakly, 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to,' his wife replied.'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!' 'I know, I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work its' way down to you'

Malaysia 7 wonders in the world

1. THE ZAKARIA 'PALACE'

The only building built with no approval and unpaid assessment fees that is not demolished and sealed. The owner is the first bankrupt to be able to own a palace.

2. THE 'BOCOR' PARLIAMENT

The unique feature is its ability to 'leak' away billions of taxpayers money while the guardians of the nation stood there all wet.

3. 'UNHAUNTED' KUCHING PRISON

The only $600M prison in this world that is free of haunted stories and encounters. Reasons No execution was done here before. In fact no prisoners were held in here. There are also no concrete walls with barbed wires to contain souls - both dead and alive. Maybe it can qualify as the first imaginary prison built with real money.

4. PAYA INDAH 'WASTED' WETLANDS

The nation's premier eco-tourism park holds the record in the category of attracting more lawyers with litigation than tourists with binoculars.

5. 'NOT SO' SMART TUNNEL

Uniquely design to alleviate floods. When completed, it does everything except alleviate floods.

6. 'DISCONNECTED' CYBERJAYA

The one and only high tech city in the world that offers limited or no internet connection to its residents.

7. CROOKED 'CROOKED' BRIDGE

The most crooked bridge in the world dreamt by a most crooked mind. Too bad it was abandoned; otherwise it would make it as one of the wonders.

LATEST 8 WONDER : 1ST MALAYSIAN ASTRO MAN BLASTED OFF TO NOWHERE WITH MILLIONS OF RAKYAT MONEY BURNT IN 10 DAYS FOR THE MOST EXPENSIVE SPACE EXPEDITION HAS ENTER INTO THE MALAYSIAN GUINESS BOOK RECORD AT 10 PM ON 0CT 10, 2007. BRAVO!....HANYA DAP ROCKET - TAK BOLEH NAIK !!

Kids of Upcoming generation

oh my gosh, three simple words to describe the following "jokes" by a young boy:

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you b*astards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you b*astards who are getting on, get you're a*ss in the train cause we're going down the tracks."

The Mother walked into the room where her son was playing and said "we don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train.

Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."

She hears the little boy continue, "or those of you just boarding, we ask you to store all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are p!ssed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please direct your complaints to the fat b!tch in the kitchen."

inspiration~~to inspire your life

No Give UP

"There is no telling how many miles you will have to run while chasing a dream"

Are you on the verge of giving up on your dream? Are you just about to let all your hopes and dreams slip through your fingers? Has the thought crossed your mind? Are you despairing because things are not working out the way you expected? Are you wondering how you will ever accomplish your goal or even whether you really have what it takes to achieve them?If you are already feeling the familiar feeling of despair that accompanies the fear that your dreams and hopes might go down the drain…DO NOT GIVE UP!

Get up and fight for your dream. Fight for what you believe in.

1. Take charge of your life.
When you give up, quit, lose hope or abandon your dream or goal, you give both yourself and other external circumstances permission to sabotage your efforts. You lose the power over your dream. You have to get that power back by taking control of your life.Don’t give in to self-defeating, self-sabotaging and dream choking thoughts. No matter how bumpy the ride is, don’t abandon your dream. Get on the drivers seat of your life, wear your seat belt and drive to your destination.

It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it. ~ Douglas MacArthur~

2. Reconnect with your vision.

Before you decide to throw it all away, ask yourself why you had the initial desire to achieve that goal/dream. What compelled and stirred your heart toward that vision? Why was it so important to you? As you reflect on your answers, allow the passion for your vision to give you the strength to carry on.

3. Focus on your big picture.

When things go wrong, don’t betray the plan. Don’t let short-term obstacles snuff the life out of your long-term goal. Work on overcoming whatever is momentarily standing in the way of your dream. Bear in mind that achieving the goal is the big picture and not the obstacle in your path to your big picture. Stick to the plan for your life. The race is only over when you reach the finish line. Honor you desire to achieve your goal. Run the race of your life and until you get to the end.

4. Believe in yourself.

Having your hopes dashed can damage your self-confidence. No matter how bad the situation seems, believe in yourself and in your ability to succeed. The fact that you thought about your idea, worked on it and turned it into reality counts for something and is evidence enough that you can do it!

With ordinary talent and extraordinary perseverance, all things are attainable. ~Thomas Foxwell Buxton ~

5. Persevere.

The journey to success is usually filled with many obstacles. Dealing with obstacles aren’t only time consuming but can also drain your energy, motivation and drive as you struggle to overcome them. The temptation to give up may be so compelling but don’t give up…perseverance pays!

6. Be resilient.

Resilience is an ability to bounce back and stand on your feet after a hard knock out punch. Simple thoughts such as “I will survive” and “I will try again” are enough to get your hopes high again and to set you rolling and in motion again.

7. Hang on!

There is no better way of saying this. This quote sums it all up…Hang on! Don’t give up! There is surely something in that dream or goal that’s worth holding on to.

Find it and hang on to it.

“When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on” ~Franklin D. Roosevelt~

Whatever it is that you aspire to achieve…Never, ever give up!Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. ~Christopher Morley

Beckhamania for England duty

David Beckham has been recalled to the England squad for the final Euro 2008 qualifying match against Croatia and a friendly match against Co- host 2008 Austria before the crunching match.

Maybe, England want to have a "Euro 2008" feel against Austria as England look set to be shown the exit door by Russian UNLESS something dramatic happens to Russian team at Tel Aviv, Israel.

I don't think recalled of David Beckham will change the outcome anyway to be honest, even a win against Croatia is not enough and have to pray to Isreal to kick the Russian bud. To all England players, no more repetition of World Cup 2006 at Germany where their high profile princess outshine them at Germany. So, prepare for a long break sons, and watch Euro 2008 on your Plasma TV.

To McClaren, the decision to drop Beckham during the early stint of Euro qualifier proved vital and critical, i still believe Beckham will suite himself on the right midfield and supply non stop crosses to the likes of Peter Crouch, Rooney or Heskey. The decision at that time was to drop Gerard or Lampard and partnered either one of them with Barry but it didn't happen until the final few matches..

now time to say goodbye to your honeymoon england job, i still prefer foreign coaches to manage england, to bring something new to the teams, maybe Jose Mourinho would be suitable for the job, but I'm sure he won't back to England so soon especially received a whopping US$20 million compensation from Mr Roman's pocket.

Good Luck England, I'm deeply dissapointed with McClaren, and maybe Beckham will give an eye-catching performance on your final day as England manager....

I'm a Beckham fanatic fans since his best time at MU,...i will continue to watch MLS at Astro and hope your new manager Ruud Gullit will bring the "sexy" football back to American Soccer.

The WHYs of MEN

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart !

One for the ladies One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweat-shirt Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " University of Oklahoma ." And they say blondes are dumb...

A couple is lying in bed. The man says,"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death
AMEN

Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manual."