Jokes of the weekend

A young man went to his father one day to tell him thathe wanted to get married.His father was happy for him. He asked his son who thegirl was, and he told him that it was Samantha, a girl fromthe neighborhood.With a sad face the old man said to his son,''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''The young man again brought three more names to hisfather but ended up frustrated because the response wasstill the same.So he decides to go to his mother.''Mom I want to get married but all the girls thatI love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tellyou.''His mother smiling said to him,''Don't worry my son, you can marry any ofthose girls. You're not his son.

Top Joke in Northern Ireland

A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient. The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'. 'That's terrible', said the patient. 'How can the news possibly be worse?' The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'. Top Joke in UKA woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!' The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go right up there and tell him off, go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.

Top Joke in USA

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at the ir local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: 'Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.'The man then replies: 'Yeah, well we were married for 35 years.'

Top Joke in England

Two weasels are sitting on a barstool. One starts to insult the other one.He screams, 'I slept with your mother!' The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!' The other says, 'Go home dad you're drunk.'

Love you always..

Just back from Genting Highlands with family members. It was an enjoyable trip, got to spend time with each and every of the family members. People said we are one very "weird family" where each and every one of us don't stay together. Thus, very seldom we meet each other.

I travel alot and almost every week to got back ipoh to take care of my business and most importantly my mom. She been alone in the house. Its very pain as she live alone. She derserve more than this. SO, we decided that she will move down to Kl to stay with us. Both me and my brother will company her more often. Pauline also can spend more time with her.

She closed down her furniture business back year 2005 because of health issue. She was fully recovered and we decided its time for her to shut down the business and retire early. She is very smart lady and very independent. Me, Henry and Stephenie are extremely closed to her all this time while my dad got to stay outstation to earn living and support every one of us. He got no choice but to sacrifice to keep us alive all this years.

As we completed our studies, my brother move to Kl and my sis went to Penang to continue her tertiary study. I got to stay in Kl to build my empire with my dad. Thus, i'm very painful to leave my mom in Ipoh. So, i must ensure i travel back every week to home town to company her. I never miss it every single week for past 1 year. That is my commitment.

During the past, a couple can raised 10 childrens and NOW 10 childrens can't take care the parents. I keep this principle in my life. Make sure 3 of us will take care our parents. Never send them to old folks home. Remember, there is always a KARMA.

I'm a tired now after trip back from Genting. I'm extremely pain in my heart and drop to tears when my mom call my in tears. She is unhappy today. Myself, Henry and Stephenie drop to tears. Mom, just forgive and forget. Better tomorrow await you. We all loves you so much. I promise u will never stay alone again. We will be with you forever.

We will take good care of you and ensure you are happy all the times ok...this year we will have our wedding dinner and hopefully with blessing you will become a grandmother soon ok...:)

Don't think so much. We loves you.

Happy New Year.