Saturday, October 17, 2009

Weekend motivation...

When I woke up this morning lying in bed, I was asking myself;
What are some of the secrets of success in life?
I found the answer right there, in my very room.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Million $$ questions

Q: Why are condoms transparent?
A: So that sperm can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy....

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women.

Why is sex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again...

What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?
Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Why do 90% of women have their left breast bigger than the right?
Because 90% of men are right handed.

What is the difference between UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN?
When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR...... it is SHOWTIME!

What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?
Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later

Advantages of having an affair with a married women.
They give like hell.
They do not yell.
They do not tell.
They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!

My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Thanks GOD!

After finished up our appointment at 2pm, we start to go home and pack our luggage to drive back to ipoh. We pick up both moms and my brother in law along the way. We have a smooth journey home until we arrive at Slim River, Perak where loud sounds came from the back of the car, we slow down the car on the emergency lane and for safety reason, i went out alone to check out what wrong with the car. Immediately i found out one of the back Run Flat tyre failed.
I cal SOS phone on the roadside and is not working until the Plusline Ronda arrive to assist us. He told us the car need to be towed to BIDOR to get our tyre change. After further discussion, we decided to bring the tyre only to BIDOR and get it replaced.
Gosh, when the tyre removed out from the car, the Run Flat tyre completely burst and the Polis Plusline said we must thanks GOD that saves our lives. As we run on very high speed along the highway, the tyre really saves us. I pray to GOD nothing bad happens to my family members as i alone follow the Police to BIDOR to get new tyre.
After an hour, i finally back to Slim River and fix the new tyre into the position. All my family members is in order and i truly thanks GOD for your blessing. I will keep continue to do ONLY good things in life and help more people. I will keep giving more to people and expect less.
I'm truly tired now after many days of extreme hard work with my wife and thanks to our clients who believe in us and gives us a chance to serve them. Thanks. We will do a good job.
Have a nice weekend. Godnite.
I would like to say thanks to GOD that really saves our lives. GOD bless.

Friday, October 9, 2009

I'm back...

July since i last blog, i left out the blog in search of true meaning of life and also my career. After months of thought and taught, i understand more about life. We must know what is right and wrong first before we step into the second stage.

In life most of us search for true happiness. What is true happiness? Earn good income that you never earn before? You prove yourself that you can do it as well? or you have good cars or big bangalow? Or travel around the world without having to work? In life, the true happiness came from doing the right thing and a glimpse of smile from your clients and also your beloved family members. For example, a claim cheque deliver to a client is the true happiness in life. The sense of responsibility, work dedication, caring to our customer. You really did a proper job in the right way.

That is what i'm embarking on to search for true happiness. It is a long tough roads in front with many seem not convince, not believing, nor bother about it. To accomplish that journey, we must first really determine to achieve it, only then we able to walk step by step, to defy other peoples criticism, people condemn about you and people start to query about your mission, it is true..you want to do this?

Only you can make the difference. Only you can answer the question. People said once you made a mistake, you tend to wake up and then follow back the same old path again because of their perception. Only you yourself know the answer.

We must be thankful to everybody who help us along the way. Simple word of thanks. However, we must always keep the word thanks deep in our heart and remember them forever. Always believe in KARMA. How you treat people is how they will treat us back.

Be honest, have integrity and be professional in whatever we do. We will never go wrong if we follow this philosophy. Trust is something you need to earn yourself. Keep doing the right thing, and things will be all right. Life is more peaceful and everybody beside you also share the same atmosphere.

Be a Man and live like a man. To everybody, year 2009 is about the end. Make sure, we don't leave anything behind, forward is the way to go. No regret. Make it a successful year. Compete in the most positive and healthy way.

Whatever the outcome or position at the end of the year is not important, what more important you did put in tremendous amount of hard work along the way and do it with honesty, integrity and professionalism. Best of luck to everyone, VAMOS!!!!!!!!