A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date, her mother warned her... "1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name" Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happen exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family"
A white couple had a black baby... The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby. Husband: Why the baby black? Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt..!
Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?' Husband: "Nothing. Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour? Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"
Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white? Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!"
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