What is the difference between women aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 and 78?

At 8 --
You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 --
You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 --
You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 --
She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 --
She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 --
You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 --
If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 --
What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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