Saturday, July 28, 2007

Blonde and her VCR

today's is saturday and time to move the pace little slower and relax our mind. Some might still have to work just like my dad, whose been unlucky to stuck in the airport. i know all the damn frustration with our 5 star airlines, something that out of our control; complaint, shouting, anger will not able to change the events, at least to some extent it just brought some attention and awareness of the seriousness of the problem to the management. So time to cool down little bit with this yet another episode of blonde jokes,..here it is;


A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first X-rated adult video. She goes to the video shop and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video shop to complain.

Blonde: "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape, but static."
Shop assistant: "Sorry about, that. We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?"

Blonde says "It's called 'Head Cleaner."

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