Hey..can you understand when Chinese in China speak "Chinglish"? Some can and some cannot depends on the person that you speak too,...DO we expect certain standard when we comes to cabin crew works in the sky? I bet most airlines do but I suspect not for one of many China-bound airlines, one of sure is the China Southern Airlines. Here comes the announcement by the very "standard" cabin crew:
"Good afternoon, Ladies and the German". This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingtao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and other languages that you do not know. It is a great pressure serving you to-die. Should you need any resistance during the fright, peace do pest the call button. I and my gals are available to make you feel comfortable. Meanwhile, the airkwaft is going to FRY. Peace sit upright and keep you belt tightly fastened until dinner is served at five dirty p.m. Hope you would enjoy your fright with us. Funk kill.
Oh My God!!!Help me!! Hope it will enlighten and relieve some of your pressure at work..ADIOS>>>
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